George: "We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."

George: "What would we want to be prefects for? It'd take all the fun out of life."

Hermione: "So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'and then there's A-"
George: "No, E, E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

Molly: "You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
George: "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

George: "Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" [Fred and George are wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G']
Fred: "Harry's is better than ours, though, she obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family."
George: "Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron? Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm."
Ron: "I hate maroon"
George: "You haven't got a letter on yours, I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

Percy: "Mr. Crouch is really starting to rely on me."
George: "Yeah, you know what, Percy? I reckon he'll know your name soon."

George: "Ordinary Wizarding Levels, Bill got twelve too. If we're not careful, we'll have another Headboy in the family. I don't think I could stand the shame"

George: "Well...when we were in our first year, Harry - young, carefree, and innocent - well more innocent then we are now anyway"

George: "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant"

George: "Don't be a prat, Neville, that's illegal. They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the Champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."

Fred: "Hey Ron, Where's Pig?"
Ron: "Why do you want to know??"
George: "Because Fred wants to ask him to the ball"

Fred & George: Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

George: "Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, we owe them so much."
Fred: "Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of lawbreakers."

Fred & George: "You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry. There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."